*** According to a review, Dolly Parton sang John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" at a recent concert---okay, there's only so far I can suspend disbelief!
*** The Wall Street Journal reports that Liberty Mutual is about to be the next financial casualty, and disgruntled employees are calling the CEO "The Man Who Shot Liberty's Balance".
*** With his own career in eclipse, Billy Ray Cyrus has changed his last name to Montana.
*** Obama keeps talking about bringing "change" to America. I don't know, seems to me we're gonna need a lot more money than that!
*** Mrs. Main Street Hockey Mom and Josephine Sixpack, Sarah Palin, was bought $150,000 in new clothes by the Republicans. In a related story, Ralph Nader was taken on a $100 buying spree at Wal-Mart.
*** Palin said that she regrets not having another son whom she wanted to call "Zamboni". I know how she feels, I wanted a third son to be named "Caterpillar Tractor".
*** Reports are that Bush is so afraid of what will happen to him after he leaves office that he's hoping one of the Thanksgiving turkeys will pardon him!!.
*** A surprised Paris Hilton , after reading McCain's biography, said, "I didn't know my family even had a hotel in North Vietnam!!"
*** The AP, after releasing a poll that showed Obama only one point ahead of McCain, shame-facedly admitted--"Okay, we only polled the Republican candidate's immediate family."
*** A psychiatrist once tried to convince me that I hated my great grandfather. When I told him I never saw or even knew him, he said, triumphantly, "SEE??!"
The One Liners #365
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