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*** There really was on overly zealous contestant on Jeopardy the other day---when she was intoduced, she buzzed in and yelled, "What is my name!!"

*** All these years I thought "Rooms to Go'" dealt exclusively in bathrooms!

*** Sarah Palin, seeking to score points by attacking the greedy Wall Street loaning institutions, said, "At least here in Alaska we have fair banks! "

*** In a late brewing scandal, Palin is being accused of influence-peddling in regard to the building of an oil pipeline in Alaska. At the same time, Alaska's largest newspaper has endorsed Obama---you might say Palin is a "Profiteer without honor in her own land."

*** I wouldn't say Palin's confused as to her role as a running mate, but yesterday she said that "McCain is a drag on my campaign!!".

*** More bad financial signs--- the local Radio Shack is in an actual shack!

*** One of our restaurants went from "All You Can Eat" to "All You Can Find!"!

*** In a cost-cutting measure, Macy's announced that it has been forced to cut 14 cartoon balloons from the Thanksgiving Day Parade. The over 200 men and women on the ground crews laid off lamented the fact that they weren't able to hold down a job!

*** Somebody tried to get my sister involved in a pyramid scheme. "I turned him down," she said. "I knew there was no way they were gonna get all those Jews to go back to Egypt and be slaves!"

*** My son's in a rock band who are trying to be like 'The Who'. Only difference is that when they finish the audience smashes their instruments!