Inklings

I think "The View" would be a lot better if Sharon Stone and Britney Spears were added to the panel.

*** My uncle was rejected by Alcoholics Anonymous because he refused to give them his name.

*** A very well-endowed pervert was arrested for overexposing himself.

*** Little known historical facts:
- the concept of Daylight Savings Time was created by Conrad Adenour.
- When he was down on his fortunes, Thomas Paine's wife told him to use
his common sense.

*** Founder and CEO Charles Schwab has made a commercial trying to allay the fears of investors---sure, it's easy for him to say---he can get all the tranquilizers he wants.

*** A biography of Frank Sinatra ten years after his death says that when he died he actually did roll himself up into a big ball.

*** O.J.was a football player--slash--murderer.

*** Wilson Pickett was actually a food server on the night shift at Denny's when he wrote, "I'm Gonna Wait til the Midnight Hour".



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