Stupid Cupidity

*** If guys named Charley can be called Chuck, I wonder if actor Farley Granger had a hard time!

*** My boss read me the riot act---I don't know, I didn't think it was all THAT funny!

*** A moving documentary about a late pro wrestler will be in the theaters soon: "My Dinner with Andre the Giant."

*** I'm all for constitutional protections and due process, but that TV Oxy-Clean pitchman Billy Mays should be hunted down and summarily executed.

*** A bit obscure here--remember the Twilight Zone with William Shatner obsessed with a diner fortune-telling machine---the little devil on it---Howie Mandel, right??

*** That dishwasher at the Chinese restaurant was looked upon as the Lo Mein on the totem pole.

*** Our vacation plans are always the same---in the fall we go to the springs and in the spring we go to the falls.

*** My car breaks down so much I call it my stationary wagon.

*** AAA's got this great new gold card entitling one to unlimited towing. Boy, am I saving gas money on my commute to work.

*** I know Fame and Fortune are on the way---I just sent in the subscription cards.