*** One comic accused me of professional jealousy---I said, "No,no, I'm just an amateur!"
*** Economic signs continue to be dire--Donald Trump had to let three of his hairpieces go.
*** Once again showing good sound American business principles, corporations are passing their savings down to the consumer---saving their own asses.
*** To save money , the major networks have agreed to combine nine of their TV judges into a new show "The People's Supreme Court"---emphasizing Constitutional issues. The first episode, to air Monday, involves the Constitutional principles that apply, as a plaintiff asks for her customized vibrator back from the defendant, her transsexual lesbian lover.
*** Meanwhile, John McCain said that if he were president he would fire the head of the Federal Reserve--something the president has no power to do. In a related story McCain reiterated his pledge to the religious Right, that, if elected, he would raise the age of puberty to 21.
*** McCain, to indicate how deeply he can relate to the troubles of the average man these days, said, tearfully, "I've been working like the devil to keep my 8th and 9th houses from being foreclosed on!"
*** Another portent of coming travails---"Fortune" magazine ran an article about potential entrepreneurs 'getting in on the ground floor' of combination bread and soup kitchen restaurants!
*** I've never coveted my neighbor's wife---but, now, about three blocks down...
*** At a campaign rally this week, Sarah Palin told the crowd that the PALIN-McCain ticket would win--- optimists see that as a Freudian Slip.
*** Alex Trebek categorically denied that "Jeopardy" was being canceled.
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