*** Reportedly the bailout plan is satisfactory to both parties, i.e.--we're screwed!
*** Okay, Sarah Palin may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I feel the Obama people lacked class in calling her "Nudnik of the North"!
*** John McCain may be a little too old for the Oval Office---asked how he felt he fared in the debate, he said, "What debate??!"
*** The McCain people however are confidently proclaiming that their candidate made clear the crucial point that he's white and his opponent isn't.
*** Hey, I've tried them lumpy and uneven, but for my money a flatbed truck's the best!
*** My family was so poor when I was baby, I was toilet-trained in a port-o-potty!
*** Is the rule : the longer the train that's holding up traffic, the slower it goes?
Conversely, the train with six cars zips past in a flash, almost before the barrier rails come completely down!
*** I wrote a song about my history with cars, "Life in the Service Lane!"
*** Yesterday, I threw caution to the wind and the wind blew it back in my face.
*** Evander Holyfield's new book, "I'm OK---You're KO'd!" hits the bookshelves this week.
*** My uncle came back from Vegas with a small fortune---unfortunately he went there with a large one!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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