*** If I can make one person laugh a day, I'm happy---of course, that's usually when I'm entertaining 50 people!
*** Sure, I've been with two women---that would be several years apart though!
*** My idea of "group sex" is two people!---I was never really a multi-tasker! In fact, my boss took me to multi-task for not being one.
*** Suicide hot lines in New York are working overtime talking to despondent Mets fans, after the team, for the second year in a row, was knocked out of the playoffs on the last day of the season. Their advice boiled down to, 'Don't throw your life away! Get one!!'
*** Pressure is mounting from many Republicans on John McCain to drop Sarah Palin as his running mate and let her go back to her job helping her husband, Santa, at the toy factory.
*** Many people seemed surprised to learn upon the passing of Paul Newman that he was once a major figure at H.U.D.
*** My grandfather, who never went to the movies said, "Is that the guy from "The Silver Chalice"? You mean he made more movies after that!!"
*** Of course, they played repeatedly that line from "Cool Hand Luke", 'what we got here is...failure to communicate!'"---I never understood what he meant!
*** Who can forget "The Verdict" with Newman playing an ambulance-chasing lawyer who finds his conscience. I think you can find it at Blockbuster under "Fantasy"!
*** A $700 billion bailout plan, expected to be passed by Congress this week, is said to be pleasing to all parties---well, really, just two--the Republicans and the Democrats!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Hey, I've been with two women, too. I was raised by my mother and my grandmother.
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