*** Take my signifant other---please!!
*** The wife's getting impatient with my failure to find full-time work---it's wasn't a good sign when her Anniversary card was signed, "Plaintiff"!
*** She says I'm not "pulling my weight"--as if she's never seen me get out of bed in the morning!
*** When I bring up the historic financial collapse, the record-high unemployment rates, she says, "Sure sure---just like you to change the subject!!"
*** She just doesn't appreciate my efforts to find work. I mean, I went to Monster.com and got a job dressed up as Godzilla in front of a car lot! They may have something lined up for me next week as "Predator" outside a lawyer's office.
*** Things are tough with the wife now in bed too---every time I'm ready to be employed she down-sizes me!
*** And I think it really uncalled for her to hum "Inchworm" while we make love.
*** When I suggested a second honeymoon, she said, "Good idea --you sure didn't get it right the FIRST TIME!!!!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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