*** People who say "Jag-U-ar!"
*** That damn TV commercial where some barbarian asks me "What's in YOUR wallet?"
*** Those damn news teasers on TV "A killer comet to hit earth tonight!!--we'll tell you how long you have to live at 11!"
*** The Food Network--most of the world's malnourished or starving and we have a TV STATION devoted to food!
*** Those news anchors who say thank you to their correspondents for their reports---yeah, like they're taking unpaid time out of their day.
*** Those alcohol and tobacco companies who for 'our benefit', tell us it's not a wise health decision to use their products.
*** That "woo-hoo" Vontage theme "song"!
*** Hyperventilating blowhards like Sean Hannity, Keith Olberman, Bill O'Reilly and Chris Matthews.
*** The next 10 sportcasters who tell us a player or team is making "good progress!"
*** The next 10 shows on the so-called educational channels devoted to UFO's, Crop Circles, Ghosts, Chupacabras, the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti and Bermuda Triangle.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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