*** Did they tell Kathy Bates to "break a leg" before she shot that limb-busting scene with James Caan in "Misery"?
***John McCain's choice of a veep is being held up by his desperate search for someone who is still alive and who would make him look young by comparison.
Sources inside the campaign say McCain may extend eligibilty for the job to anyone who's been dead less than two years.
*** I play piano by ear---I always regret how much better I'd be if I had learned to play with my fingers.
*** I'm so old I remember when they only made sequels of GOOD movies.
*** I love that song by that composer obsessed with sheep, "I Only Have Eyes for Ewes."
*** I wouldn't say Fay dumped a lot of rain, but investors are starting to buy up rental properties in "Orlando Beach"!
*** As far as that TV meteorologist with OCD goes, it's always "100% Chance of Showers!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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