*** Isn't it ironic that often we fill out applications to be employed by people, who, in a sane world, would be getting down on hands and knees to even be tolerated by most oif the people in the world?
*** The Personnel Officer offered me an Office with a View---I said, I don't really think I'd watch those DVD"'s!
*** And I certainly didn't appreciate his saying I had a great future BEHIND me!
*** And I wouldn't say the computer they offered me was old, but it had a real mouse and hourglass!!
*** When I was turned down for the job, I asked the employer, "Was it my age? Was it I was disorganized?" She kept nodding her head gently 'no', "My writing? My lack of tech proficiency?" She finished nodding her head in the negative and said, "No, we had considered all of those as the TOP reason, but, do go on, you're bound to hit on it!"
*** I learned one thing however: Never seek a job in a rock-ribbed right-wing Republican town with your car bearing such signs as "I Don't Care if Michael Moore is fat---just more of 'im to Love", and "George Bush is Che Guevera and Barbara Bush's Love Child", and "Barack Obama!! Yeah, IN YO' FACE!"
*** I'll tell ya, though, this job I'm in now---it not only has no future---it has no PRESENT!!
*** My wife was disappointed that I didn't get the job---but then she looked at the bright side: she still had three cases of those 3/$1.00 macaroni dinners to feed me until my next prospect!
*** Well, I gotta make some money---I tried male hustler some years ago, but I hadda give too many refunds!
*** I don't know if I'm quite down with this whole interviewing process---the guy asked me for three references. I said, "Well how hip do you want them?"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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