*** I got one of those dogs like Eddie on "Frasier". Do I have to call him Jack Russell-Harris now?
*** Okay, I don't care HOW plebeian chicken pot pies may sound as dinner fare; to me they are the dish of the Upper Crust.
*** I wonder if, during the film "Gorillas in the Mist", the apes had to keep trying to avoid the 120-pound woman in the room.
*** Al Pacino's gettin' on in years---these days his iconic scene has metamorphosed into "Sciatica!! Sciatica!! Sciatica!!"
*** I used to say I was a "hunt'n' pecker" when I first started to type, but I've gotten to know where the letters are---I guess now I'm just a pecker.
*** "My computer asked me if I wanted to "Continue Unprotected?" I said, 'Heck no!!'I got me a condom to keep them computer viruses from infectin' me. Not only that, I got some Spy UnderWare", too--Lawtey Larry!!
*** This Russia-Georgia thing is really all about oil---at least that's what came down the pipeline.
*** I thought Beni Ha-Ha was a Japanese review of "To Be or Not to Be".
*** Alex Trebek = Emcee Square.
*** He loved her torso more than her trousseau, which was why her trousseau was tore so!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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---*** I thought Beni Ha-Ha was a Japanese review of "To Be or Not to Be".
ROFLW you know who!!!!!
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