*** I just saw "Journey to the Center of the Earth" in 3-D. And a very comfortable apartment it was.
*** Due to a blood shortage here in NY, the health department is asking people to bring their plasma TV's to the clinics.
*** A new combination bar and gambling place opened up in the old neighborhood---It's liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
*** The Indian chief named his daughter $.99 because she was always under a buck.
*** This proliferation of TV judges is getting ridiculous.The losing party is now getting a home version of the trial and a case of Turtle Wax.
*** In Hollywood they call a classic novel a "first draft."
*** I bet on a great horse at the track --it took 7 horses to beat him!
*** The director of "Do the Right Thing" was arrested for possession of a Spike Lee joint.
*** Sidney Poitier has written in his autobiography that he nixed the original line in "In the Heat of the Night", "They call me Mr.BOY!!"
*** A song written by Adolf Hitler has been unearthed,"I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire, Just the Reichstag Building."
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Adolf was one hell of a singer... and you should have tried his steak sauce!
He also wrote, "Give Me Some Men Who are Kraut-Hearted Men."
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