*** On this Bastille Day, let us remember Robespierre as one who kept his head while all around him were losing theirs.
*** And lets not forget the immortal last line from "A Tale of Two Cities": "Tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before---wait a minute! I thought I was just gonna get a ticket!!! Mommy!!!!"
*** And Marie Antoinette who callously said, "Let them eat cake!! But make sure they clean up the crumbs afterward!!"
*** Which reminds me , my furniture goes back to Louis the XIV---if I don't pay Louie by the 14th , my furniture goes back!!
*** And Josephine, who said to Napoleon, "What's wrong today dear, you seem a little short!"
*** It was reported that the first scientist to clone yesterday himself was "beside himself with happiness."
*** What really galled Christie "Uptown Girl" Brinkley was that her husband took the subway to BROOKLYN for his illicit love trysts.
*** Amidst much controversy, Billboard conducted a poll of 200 music critics which concluded that "Billy, Don't Be a Hero" is the all time greatest single.
*** It was reported today that the Backstreet Boys and InSync will join up to form a super band, called "The Sync is Backed Up into the Street Boys."
*** Despite rumors, Bill Gates insists that he and his wife are still as close as two peas in an I-pod-duh!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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It was reported today that the Backstreet Boys and InSync will join up to form a super band, called "The Sync is Backed Up into the Street Boys."
We have a winner!
Coming from you, that is high praise indeed---exactly how high are you??
ROFWJ on this line, too!
Hey! Who took my pencil! I need it!
NOW!!
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