*** I told my wife how much I like that old standard, Make Someone Happy---she said "Good, when are you gonna start??!"
*** That ol' classic Lady Chatterly's Lover is hot--- I had the urge to light up a cigarette every seven pages!
*** In yet another devastating indication of the utter failure of our education system, last weekend "Jackass 3-D" took in 50 million dollars.
*** Those damn honks that cars give off when the owner locks it by remote control make me nervous. I always react by thinking I'm blocking someone's way, or almost hitting them as I back out of a spot.
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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