OK---we know you're on an arrogant, deceitful power trip---you can lower that chin already!!
TONY HAYWARD
UPPER CLASS TWIT
Krishna Morty
Stop the Cosmos, I Wanna get Off!!
Son of Carnak the Magnificent
All-Knowing, All-Seeing Mystic from the East
He was Small Potatoes
Jean Simmons
My favorite brunette---for me she was the epitome of feminine beauty, style and class! I told my son she had died and he said, "What the guy from Kiss??"I sobbed.
The Rockefeller Descendants
Soupy Sales
Love in the Afternoon
15 Horror Films Guaranteed to Give You an Incontinent Halloween
1) Aliens vs. Predators 2) Monsters and Predators vs. Aliens 3)Frost-Nixon 4)Roe vs. Wade 5) Michael Myers Meets Jason on Elm Street 6) Nightmare on Elm Street (Alternate title: Freddie and the Dreamers) 7) Abbott and Costello meet The Three Stooges 8) Night of the Living Deadbeats 9) 28 Months and Three Days Later 10) My Mother Was a Teenage Amway Saleslady 11) Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Heckle. 12) Dracula Meets Vlad the Impaler 13) It Came from Beneath the Septic Tank 14) Mother-in-Law of Chuckie 15) Bambi Meets Sasquatch
I was born in Brooklyn, NY, on December 22, 1947. It was during the Great Blizzard of '47.
I wouldn't say it was hard to get me home from the hospital, but the first words I remember hearing were "Mush! Mush!!"
I finished last in my class in high school, which my many girlfriends (okay, one!) appreciated at the time. I have been a HS English teacher in Miami (i.e.--a foreign language teacher) Social Worker, VD I Epidemiologist. I have three children (one of each!) from a previous mistake.
My last position held is personal, but I was, in addition, a reporter and writer for a small North Florida newspaper in Keystone Heights-yes, I covered the Keystone Kops---before I fell victim to to the economy.
I now divide my time between anxiety attacks, bouts of depression, getting on my wife's nerves, collecting coins, stamps, losing Lotto tickets, unemployment and dust.
However, I do have one of those "work at home computer jobs", sending e-mails trying to scam money out of Nigerians.
I do expect to get a good job this winter, as I was told that it'll be a cold day when I find employment again.
These are the Jokes LIVE ---(on tape---before a dead audience)
Come down and see me some time--scroll down to "Bi-Polar Express" and you'll have the dubious pleasure of seeing me wax forth in a comical manner on a variety of topics. (And remember, its' a well-known fact that the camera puts 30 pounds on you!)
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