*** Hopes for the Middle East peace talks have been scotched as leaked Israeli documents revealed a long range plan to open up hundreds of Bagel Nosh es in Gaza and the West Bank.
Reached for comment, the leader of the Palestine Authority said, "I filafel!"
*** One of the hikers detained in Iran has or has not been released, having to pay or not pay $500,000 bail, said a spokesman for Ahmadenijad who may or may not be the leader of Iran.
*** Well, I finally got me a Clunker for Cash. It's in mint condition, which it will cost me to keep it running. It's got three-cylinders---supposed to have 6!
*** Working on a horror screenpaly Attack if the Oil Eating Microbes!
*** Obama said he is sticking firm to his intention to do away with tax cuts for the rich---until at least those contributions come in for his reelection campaign.
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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The entire economy is a Clunker for Cash
It soitainly is!!
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