Monday, September 27, 2010

Flotsam and Jetsons

*** Crazy times---a friend of mine is taking Extreme Meditation!

*** Sarah Palin's gynecologist said she needed a D&C, so she went to Washington.

*** Generally, I never generalize.

*** That Mexican Drug War is getting worse---I read that at a child's birthday party in Juarez, a body fell out of the Pinata.

*** I read that when the three executives from the Wright County Dairy, which caused the salmonella outbreak, got to the Senate to testify, one of 'em said, "Last one to the Fifth Amendment's a Rotten Egg!!"

*** My cousin, the realtor used to be an Art Historian---he couldn't understand why he rarely got a laugh with his line after selling a pleased customer a duplex , "Gee! A Condo Smile!!"

*** I proudly told my wife "I have a mind odf my own!" She said. "Well who the hell else would want to claim it!!"

3 comments:

Author Joe Dyson said...

Generally, General McChrystal doesn't generalize either.

Desert Son said...

That's McChrystal clear!!

You And I Are Intertwined said...

I understand that he uses McChrystal Blue Persuasion