*** Rumor has it that the night before the successful cap placement, BP tested the Gulf with a mile long dipstick which informed them the Gulf was finally half full.
*** Well, Congress has told Wall Street straight out---"Next time you're gonna pull a heist, let us in on it, too!!"
*** I guess that planned remake of Tango and Cash with Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen has been kaiboshed!
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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BP says that the "Maint Required" light finally went off on the Gulf's dashboard.
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