Come Blow Your Kazoo

*** My uncle still has a mental disorder from serving in the Tank Corp in WWII--He has Turret's Syndrome.

*** New website for hypocrites---Two-Facebook.com

*** From the Are You Kidding Me?? Dept.:

"In a wrongful-death lawsuit filed against French production company MS2 S.A., Anne Carradine states that her husband, actor David Carradine, would not have died if the company had provided him with 'all the best amenities'and 'sufficient assistance' while in Bangkok."

Yeah, that's right!!Case Closed!---had there been an assistant there he would have told Carradine, "Yunno David, maybe it's not the greatest idea to masturbate while attempting to strangle yourself!!"
I mean, your customary movie company assistance!

*** Great doctor I have--- I asked him what I could do for the pain in my foot. He said "Limp!"

*** President Obama said he was "furious" with BP---so furious he could hardly maintain his professorial, measured speaking cadence---then he excused himself as he went off to honor Justin Bieber.

*** A man was arrested for plotting to mail the bodies of Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty and now Rue McLanahan to the Gold Exchange.

*** Wonderful travel agency someone recommende to me-- They said "You'll see all the countries in the world from A to Z at one low price!"
Turned out to be three days and two nights in the Azores!!