Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Taking Notice

*** I read about a guy in France who found a land mine from WW II
on his property. He called the police and told them to step on it!

*** This Arizona state government is serious---they just banned Zorro and Cisco Kid
reruns.

*** I read about a native-American tribe that used cannabis in their rituals: The Comunches!

*** Thanks a lot! A prospective manager said my idea of comedy is a joke!


*** So they caught the would-be Times Square bomber! I mean, if you're so bad you can't even bomb on Broadway---that's pitiful!
Early reports say that he gave himself away on a plane bound for Dubai when, attempting pleasant small talk with another passenger, he said, " I read something about the Tony Awards having to be cancelled this year!"

*** The "Help" button on computers--- quickly takes you from a computer problem you don't understand to instructions to fix it you don't understand.

*** British Petroleum says it plans to build an enormous funnel to cover the leak and pipe the oil to tankers waiting at the surface, causing the nation to take a sigh of relief. A BP spokesman said that the massive undertaking should happen no later than 2016.
Worse than that is the news that a Mr.Lee Hazelwood is on the short list for captains.

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