*** My computer makes me send more error reports than a statistician for the 1962 Mets.
*** Polyester--A Jewish parrot.
*** Critics mostly consider writer Robert Ludlum Bourne Again!
*** In despair of being able to stop the geyser in the Gulf, the car companies are working feverishly on an engine that runs on a mixture of oil and salt water.
*** Apparently a lot of critics thought Iron Man 2 smelt.
*** A man who mistakenly asked for a "LGBT" sandwich in San Francisco is said to be in therapy to help him deal with his traumatic experience.
*** Joe Lieberman-- Mr. Magoo without the vision.
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
2 comments:
There are reports from the Gulf that all the boats have stopped squeaking.
LOLMAO!!
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