Tops in Wire Taps!!

*** Debussy Fields--- a little known classical composer/golden age comic.

*** I joshingly said to my wife " Comedy is my middle name!".
She said "What's your first name? ' Nonexistent' ??!!"

*** Ya notice that the politically correct never seem to take offense when someone does a stereotyped caricature of a German as a regimented, militaristic brute?
I mean, where's their defense league?!! Second thought, maybe not a good idea...

*** Well, looks like as far as Healthcare, the Democrats won and the Republicans lost---that's what they must mean by a "zero sum" game!

*** Okay, I wouldn't say Lawrence of Arabia is a long flick, but the Overture had an intermission.

*** I think now that the prison system is becoming more and more privatized, they should start advertising:

"Liberal Attitude---we offer both private and group shower facilities."

"We try hard to get you paroled, but if we can't you get consolation prizes."

"Make Only Customized License Plates!!"

"If You're facing that Last Meal---have it here---Cordon Bleu chef on staff!"

"Our guards are constantly being dressed down for being derelict (wink) in their vigilance when contraband is being passed around---if you get our drift!"