*** I jokingly told my wife "Hey, they made a movie about me! Brooklyn's Finest. She said "No! You must mean Inglourious Basterd!!"
*** Confusion reigned at a NBA game last night when someone seized the PA mike and shouted "Will all black people leave the building!!"
*** Uncle Max is behind bars agaion---this time for rape
Seems he picked up a German-Jewish woman and misunderstood her cries of "Shtup!! Shtup!!"
*** I bought Gigli: The Director's Cut---the disk was blank!
*** I have no luck with betting pools---for March Madness champs I got the University of Phoenix Online.
*** Is James Cameron's plan to re-release Titanic in 2012 in 3-D for the centennial of the disaster, the best idea?
"Yes sir--- ice cold water pouring into your row-- frozen corpses floating right into your lap!! Feel like you're about to have your eye poked out by one of Kate Winslet's nipples!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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