The Tibetan Book of the 'in Fair Condition'

Hey, is everybody in synchronization with the Great Harmonious Life Force (or as I like to call it, Jerome?? ).
Great!!

Well, I know it's been awhile since I last scattered my seeds of wisdom ---no, that was last night..h-hm!!....

Again, as the wise teacher/guru/PA, Yuayntceenuthynyett says, "It's always something!!"
Sylviadayenta, my spherical object and chain, has become an apostate from my ideas, and has jumped over to Scientology, because, in her words---"I WANNA MEET TOM CRUISE AND JOHN TRAVOLTA!!"
But she still has the same figure she had when we married 30 years ago---yes, she was a fat slob then too.

Meanwhile, our son Ayntwurthatinkasdam has been out of work since being laid off from his job at Taco Bell where his duty was having to run around the place with a small net catching lettuce falling out of people's tacos (it was a position the eatery created, in a PR move, after rumors that they were reusing the wayward lettuce in new tacos were confirmed).
Anyway, at the end of the first day, the manager was unhappy with the sheer heaps of shredded lettuce, and even tomatoes on the floor---he added insult to injury by hurtfully telling my son that he "would never have any future in vegetable catching!

I can't convince him to take up the cloth---that damn thing's been on the dining room table for years and needs cleaning for Krishna's sake!!

Today, I want to speak, again, of this idea that is causing many people heartburn that the world is slated to end on Dec.21, 2012.
Okay, Krishna Morty likes to steer clear of politics, but surely the all-too-possible prospect of having a choice between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama to be the person to manage things for four more years, certainly lends some credence to the idea of Apocalypse in '12.

I can't tell you how many times I have been besieged by frighten women (usually it's the other way around) with babes in arms, apprehensively begging for some assurance that it will not be to the detriment of their families' finances to do Christmas shopping that year?

And again, let me asssure all of you that the 2012 prediction, is as we say in Nepal, in the solemn words of the ancient Wise Men, Bull Puckey!! Malarkey!! A load of crap!! "Yakshit!!" "Water Buffalo Chips!!!!, if ya believe that I got a bridge over the Ganges I'm tryin' to sell!!.

I mean, think acolytes, devotees and hangers-on. I mean the people in this world aren't all exactly ready for Nirvana on this last mortal round-trip---why, even the best of us can expect at least 10 more incarnations (c'mon, admit you don't always signal when changing lanes!) while people..oh,people like politicians and bankers lets say, are gonna need at least another 100,000 years here on this whacky little planet I like to call Earth.

If it's destroyed, well, we've lost a major venue for the reconciliation of souls to the God force--- are we gonna go to another planet?? With the price of gasoline these days??!---and how are 8 billion people gonna fit on the rockets---especially if Kevin Smith is on one of them??!

Hey, you've been transcendent!!

See ya next time!!