The Essential Top Greatest Hits of All Time!!!!

Yes, this Murray the N (you remember me kids --with the Beatles I was known as the Fifth Ass-Kisser)saying Act now!! Time is Running Out!!--but we sent someone to catch Him!!

Yes, The Essential Top Greatest Hits of All Time---30, count 'em ---no, you don't really have to count them now--- CD's containing over 3500 of the greatest songs of the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 00's ---and for no extra cost---1873:

You'll get:

"My Hanky Does the Monkey Spanky "
"Baby I'ma Great Need of Grammar Lessons"
"Knock Three Times on the Ceiling and I'll Come Down to Knock Boots"
"Rockin' Whooping Crane"
"Oh, C'Mon!! I Don't Wanna Be a Teenager in Love!!"
"She's My Tallahassee Lassie, But She's Getting Cosmetic Surgery"
"He Ain't Heavy, He's on Jenny Craig"
"Larry, Come Back with Our Hats!!"
"I'll Be There (As Long as You're Here!)
"Hey 98.6 I thought You Were Hotter Than That!"
"He Took a Hundred Pounds of Clay and Created a Fashion Model"
"Jumpin' Jack Flash is Outta Gas Gas Gas!!"
"I Give Her All My love, That's All I Do, And If You Saw My Love, You'd Call the Zoo"
"It's Not For Me to Say (My Wife Won't Let Me!)"
"Lets Go Get Hopped Up"

Yes these and over 3400 others---if you act now---only $19.95 (plus mandatory subscriptions to 12 magazines, applying for a credit card, a down payment on a Luxury Condo and a Male Enhancer)...Hurry,Operators are Falling Asleep