No, but it's c-o-l-d!!!!

It' so cold:

@@@ They're selling fur-lined condoms.

@@@ Families are huddled around the TV warming their hands to the Winter Olympics.

@@@ People are burning "An Inconvenient Truth" DVD's for heat.

@@@ McDonald's is advertising scalding hot coffee.

@@@ Punxatawney Phil reappeared after three weeks and booked a flight to Ecuador.

@@@ Diners are putting salsa on everything just for the heartburn

@@@ Florida birds have all flown to South America for the winter.

@@@ Florida Governor Charlie Crist, just for the warmth, actually held his wife in a long embrace.