A Zircon in the Rough

*** I love that scene in the novel Dracula when Renfield wakes up and realizes that he had been sleeping amongst all manner of bedbugs and other insects and exclaimed "Breakfast in bed!!"

*** Is it just me or does Michael Moore often look, especially with cap, like an obese Beaver Cleaver?

*** I'm setting up a website where I can give singing lessons on video---it's called E-Flat.com

*** The psychological counselors conceded that he was a hopeless sex addict when he demanded "Gimme some of the hair of the dog that bit me!!"

*** Upon the tragic death of Brittany Murphy, one question more than any other were on the lips of the public, "Okay, so which inane teenage or romantic-comedy film was she in?"

*** My car's in mint condition---after the mint's been laying in the hot sun for three hours!

*** My wife must think I'm a quarterback---she keeps telling me to take a hike!

*** Hustler magazine is reportedy negotiating with the many women intimately involved with a married sports icon, to do a graphic pictorial spread called The Tiger Woods Open

*** I told my wife that I think of my blog as "Oh, my own personal little garden , if you will, where I can bring the seeds of creativity to life, and when they have come to full flower after great care and nursing, I sometimes will just snip a litte bit off here and there to create a pleasing, as it were, panoply of color and vibrancy."
She said, "I think I'm beginning to understand why you made me go back to see Brokeback Mountain four times!!