"Analysis: Obama won't break new ground at climate summit" --- why should he start breaking new ground NOW!!
Obama, additionally, betrayed his lack of knowledge of military matters when he suggested to a General that we might do better in Iraq and Afghanistan if we didn't wear "easily identifiable surge suits".
"Senate panel approves Bernanke nomination for Fed chief ---- What?? And they didn't even consider Bernie Madoff??
"Driver flees, leaving 23 pounds of pot"---now it literally has "street value".
"Women Soldiers in Iraq Who Become Pregnant Face Court-Martial----gettin' screwed once wasn't enough, eh? General blasts them," They're not here to create life!!
"Bush Admin Relied on Conman to Determine Terror Alert Level" ---- Isn't that like saying one wolf depended on the other wolves to bring down their prey?
"Massive iceberg closes in on Australia"---and wouldn't ya know it---the government there says it doesn't have enough lifeboats!
"Senate Moves Closer to Passing Healthcare Bill" Anyone who sees a connection between this and the headline below, clearly thinks too much and better not have an Arab-sounding name.
"Health Insurance Stocks Soar in Value"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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