As mentioned a few days ago, his Holiness had his computer impounded and sent to the NSA. It seems His Mortyness came under suspicion when the FBI took note of several websites and documents in his pc which may have constituted a threat to homeland security.
These included:
Website:Barely Legal Female Suicide Bombers of Baghdad
"A book manuscript by KM, "Flop Sweat
" A comic essay: "You Show me 72 Virgins and I'll Show You the Daughters of the American Revolution".
" A copy of an e-mail in which the subject addresses an unknown recipient incredulously,
"What?!, Have you been living in a cave??!!"
A saved article from a fashion magazine,"Make a Statement: Bomb Fuses and Florsheim Shoes".
"A saved article from Motor Trends"How to Make Your Car Get 46 People Per Gallon of Nitro Glycerine"
Article from a legal journal "Do You Have the Right to Ask to be Waterboarded with Seltzer?"
A purchase order for the book The Jazz Era, which an overzealous, if somewhat illiterate law officer read as Al Jazeera..
One one occasion suspect KM suspiciously appeared to be casing out a local Target store.
On one occasion KM complimented a singer who opened for him for her "Extraordinary Rendition.".
On another occasion KM was overheard saying he was going to "blow up my girlfriend!" However, he was cleared when it was established that he was referring to a recent discreet purchase at an Adult Toy Store.
Purchase of a book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Poisoning a Nation's Water Supply..
At a gig was heard to tell the following joke:
"Knock! Knock!" "Who's there?" "Osama!" "Osama who?" "Osama these days you're gonna miss me mama."
KM bought poster for his office, "You Don't have to Be Suicidally Insane to Work Here---But it Helps!!"
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