Fiddle-Faddle

I asked one fan what she thought of my sight gags--- she said "The sight of them makes me gag!!".

My sister was trying to do a cut 'n' paste on her computer and got Elmer's Glue all over the screen.

Meanwhile, my lubricious niece Sultrina heard I had a satellite dish erected on a pole in our yard---now she's dancing around it all day!

Famed journalist Studs Terkel-- fell on -"Hard Times" when he died at age 96.

About that hymn "What a Friend We have in Jesus"---I mean, talk about name-dropping!!

Boy, I am so naive---years after my uncle told me he was a master pearl polisher I found out he never owned a jewelry store!

I remember I went to one of those Western-oriented bars when that was all the rage some 30 years ago. I was dressed up like a cowboy and saw a somewhat overweight girl dressed up similarly. I told her "I'll be your cowboy, if you'll be my cow girl!!" I should have watched my pronunciation---Man did she pack a right hook!!
Well, I guess it was inevitable. Reportedly, during the making of a porno film geared toward cougar teachers and high school students, the male actor was arrested for being underage!