A Foggy Day in Lawtey Town

*** I must admit I flipped for my ex-wife at first---I just wish I had called “Tails”!

*** There was an odd football game last week--- it seems one major factor in a team’s crushing loss was committing too many “Excessive Celebration” fouls.

*** I got sick at a party from drinking too much wine---everything was coming up rose'.

*** (Sigh) Aspiring actress Cousin Ariel---poor thing.
She heard about actors like Robert DeNiro, Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Taylor putting on weight for a role. Additionally inspired by Jared Leto putting on 70 pounds to play John Lennon’s assassin Mark David Chapman, she decided she’d also put on 70 pounds for a role.
Problem was she was 210 pounds to start with, plus she wouldn’t listen to advice that she wait for an actual role to be offered to her.

*** I guess you get what you pay for.
Yeah, on my computer when I bring up the “calculator” it’s a picture of a horse counting with his hoof.

*** I heard a billionaire went to the doctor with a terrible cough---the doc said he suffered from “Conspicuous Consumption”.

*** Okay, this is getting out of hand. Now the Republicans are demanding that one major area of college study be changed and renamed Conservative Arts.

*** I heard that audiences for Amelia are vanishing faster than she does.