"Southwest flight makes emergency landing in Tampa (AP)" ---See right there!! What the hell’s Southwest doing in the Southeast??·
"Gen. Stanley McChrystal said "I do not see indications of a large al-Qaida presence in Afghanistan now.”---so I guess we can get out then---wait a minute--“He is expected to soon ask President Obama to send more troops to Afghanistan.” HUH???
"'Newlywed Game' will feature its first gay couple this season"---and isn’t this what the struggle has been all about?!
"Iraqi shoe thrower released; says he was tortured (AP-)" –consider yourself lucky you weren’t hanged from a shoe tree!
"GOP's Wilson faces rebuke Tuesday from House Dems (AP)" –“How dare you call our liar a liar?!!” say angry party leadership!!
"Sotomayor takes her place on high court bench (AP)" –after she polishes off the chairs.
"Man in India seeks record for eating venomous spiders"---okay, has every single earthly possible record been exhausted and the guy was stuck with this one??
"Obama exhorts nation's children to pay attention in school"---Forget it! Teachers have been doing it for decades!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
4 comments:
Arnie,
You should check out http://www.talkingtrashblog.com. I've polished it up quite a bit and it's getting better. Good content on your site but maybe you should go for more of a routine. Even Henny Youngman was too much in one sitting.
Yeah, you're not the first one to point that out, and I have in recent weeks tried to put more variety into it.
My Krishna Morty---the hack Las Vegas comic/ guru seems to be a major sensation!! LOL!!
Yeah, i will go to your blogsite (you may regret it!!)
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