*** I accidentally ran the mower of a friend’s Blackberry---shredded tweet .
*** I saw a promo for the show Criminal Minds where the detective actually says, “He’s gonna keep on killing until we stop him!” The man’s a forensic genius!!
*** I don’t like talkies done by some silent film comedians---those I mute and watch on Close-Caption.
*** This country needs to get a grip on this fetish about the safety of children---the police stopped by my door yesterday because I checked out a book from the library about Leopold& Loeb.
*** When I was young my relationships with the opposite sex didn’t follow conventional patterns---once I got to shortstop with a girl
*** So Bob Dylan is reportedly putting out a CD for Christmas---great, he went from “Desolation Row” to “Resolution: Dough!!”
*** I think I may have to report a friend to the authorities---he showed me wallet pictures of all his girlfriends---they were all cut from milk cartons.!
*** Okay, is it just me who has a printer (HP—Hell& Purgatory) that just decides to print something two days after you requested it, or makes as many copies as it wishes, regardless of your request? —you ask for three copies, it decides 43 copies is better. Oh, and in vain you hit the cancel button on the machine and the click that box on the screen . You pull out the plug. As soon as replugged it continues into the 27th copy of the one you asked for three of!!
It’s all part of the monolithic worldwide conspiracy to annoy me!
There’s a group of paranoids out to get me!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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