*** I'm good at 'breaking the ice' in social situations...but then I fall through!!
*** Great! Now the Vet says I have a dysfunctional relationship with my cat.
*** I always have a good comeback when my wife insults me. I say "Come Back! Come Back!"
*** I think it was dishonest of the makers of The Graduate to re-release the film under the name "The Curious Case of Benjamin Braddock"!
*** This techno age, I tell ya... My son told me that after he spends the night with a young lady she begs him to "text message me!!"
*** I wonder if when All in the Family's couple got married, Edith requested a Mariachi band!
*** Ya know, I wasn't surprised. I think Michael Jackson looked real pasty the last 20 years of his life
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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