Silly Concertos

***Thanks to fellow blogger DTS for the plugs, but now I have the Fulsome Praisin' Blues.

*** I think my career is starting to take off. Every club I go to the manager tells me to take off!. Nah, it's definitely on the upswing---prior to this the audience pummeled me with right jabs.


*** My crooked uncle Max! Not too bright. After his latest conviction his lawyer asked him if he wanted to poll the jury. He said, "What in the hell do I care who they voted for??"

*** Sarah Palin, after announcing her resignation as Alaska governor, said she wanted to "spend more time killing wolves and being with my family."

*** It appears that Kim Jong Il is serious about invading South Korea. Spies have obtained documents describing his plans to stand in the middle of the conquered capital and sing "I'm a Seoul Man".

*** The Octomom sent a shiver through the world today, when she announced she's pregnant again and said, "You ain't seen nothing yet!"

*** A 101-year-old woman claimed to be the lost aviator, Amelia Earhart. When skeptical reporters asked her where she's been for the last 72 years, she said, "I made the mistake of changing to a connecting flight with Southwest
Airlines.

*** That Governor Sanders has apparently been real busy South of the Border, if you get my drift.
His wife has been very supportive. She said she'll "stand by him"---oh, will she ever!!