Thursday, July 30, 2009

Short and Bittersweet

SO WHAT'S NEWS WITH YOU??
"Jackson Autopsy Results May Doom His Doctor"---Physician claims "the child was his kid"!

"Obama's Approval Hits New Low"---personal note to Obama campaign managers---I want my ten bucks back!!

" Arresting Cop, Obama and Gates sit Down Over Beer"---Officer has a little too much---arrests Obama and Gates for breaking into White House.

" New Twist in Healthcare Debate--- two words: Christian Science---------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** I received an unexpected honor from the Railroad Association of America---apparently news of my upcoming appearances had people making tracks.

*** One of my audiences became belligerent when I started winging it---I have to work on my aim!

*** I heard my wild niece Sultrina finally got her Stimulus Package, but was disappointed that batteries were not included.

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