Take Five

*** According to the dailies, with its pandemic potentiality apparently waning, the Swine Flu is said to be shopping around for a new PR agent.

*** I dreamt last night that I ate my pillow---in the morning my Guinness Book World's Largest Marshmallow was gone.

*** Reportedly an NFL referree is being investigated for taking gamblers' bribes to make inaccurate ball placements. He might be charged with holding a Yard Sale.
*** I have a cousin who just quit the Mormons. She said, "I was sick of coming home and finding my man in bed with another wife!" she said.

*** My wife tells me I'm a hopeless approval-seeker. I asked her, "If I stopped seeking your approval would you approve?"