Some Came Skipping

"Studies: More gay children are coming out at a younger age"--- I wonder if the government will rescind the mandatory 18-year closet time.

*** E-Bay---a cyberspace flea market.

*** No wonder American kids are lousy at math---everyone's walkin' around saying "Less is more"!


*** A new report says that now the world's largest religious denomination is comprised of those who say, "I believe in God but I don't follow any organized religion."
However, the report also noted that this denomination has lately begun to break up into factions, disagreeing vehemently over such matters as whether God is basically the Christian conception or whether it's the Eastern construct; whether God is male , or female, or both. Although these opposing groups basically agree that everything is ONE, they can't reach an accord over exactly which ONE it is.
Members of these opposing groups have begun writing texts supporting their view and have established weekly meeting places.
Meanwhile, from the outside, representatives of the major Western organized religions have cynically accused these "slackers" of using their beliefs as an excuse for not having to get up early Saturday or Sunday mornings and "putting in their proper time being holy and nicely dressed" as one church spokesman said.
As one Rabbi put it, "Sure, they want God's unconditional all-embracing love. Well, you gotta work hard for that!!"
A spokesmen for the Muslim faith said, "Hey, if we have to drop on the ground, with our asses up in the air and check our compasses to make sure which way Mecca is, so does everyone!"