Reader Discretion Doubted

*** Life can be so disillusioning. I read the only reason they called Willie Mays "The Say Hey Kid" was because all he could say was "hey".

*** I'm not sure how I should feel---I'm glad I got advertising on my blog...,but Pepto Bismol??

*** " Really bad taste, that new Depends slogan "...because shit happens!"***

*** Interesting. I read in a sardonic cinema history that Harold Russell was considered the hands down winner for supporting Oscar inThe Best Years of Our Lives

*** I don't know, at Anapolis is it good to be called the Head off the Class?

*** A high school girl showed me the time of my life last week---looks like I'll be doing time for the rest of my life!

*** I got a grand on Elmer's Recruit for the Belmont this weekend. Its odds are the same as bin Laden entertaining at a Bar Mitzvah---but I gotta hunch!

*** Someone invited my sister to see a blu film---she said she didn't like dirty movies.

*** Some more phrases and expressions that are rapidly approaching the end of their shelf lives::
"I guess what I'm trying to say is..."
"That's a slam dunk!"
"Ya think?"
"Hands on approach"
"No brainer"
"Transformative"
"I've got your back"
"It's a new day in Washington"