Out of My Mind

*** Locally they busted a prostituion ring operating under the guise of being a construction firm. It advertised "Erection and Demolition".

*** I don't like looking at myself in a mirror. That's why I never did coke.

*** Ever notice how a lot of these TV shows have more producers than a hatchery?

*** My none too bright nephew blew a fortune running a shell game. He asked the players to find the shell with nothing under it.

*** I'd love to visit London. The only 'Changing of the Guard' I've ever seen was at a football game.

*** That promiscuous senator was accused of 'never being on the same page'.

*** My sister. I told her that today was the Final Four". She said, "What? Are they putting a new number in its place?!"

*** I read a bio of converted Jew Sammy Davis Jr., that said his favorite band was Black Sabbath.