Monday, April 13, 2009

Insight Out

*** Okay, I don't wanna knock anyone's religion or culture, but there's this Arabic family living in our town. Not only do the women all wear burkhas, but they have their house tented!

*** I remember when I was at the beach with a comely lass on a hot day. She told me I had prickly heat. I said, "How did you know??!!".

*** We just finished our spring cleaning and organizing. Now we can' t find anything!!

*** I think my TV had a nervous breakdown---I was watching a sub-titled foreign film and decided to put on "Close Caption".

*** I wouldn't say our town is backwoods, but they just covered our paved road with dirt.

*** My niece suffered severe neck and head injuries---seems she was standing too close to a merry-go-round with that large ring in her nose.

*** I never understood the Spanish way of telling the time. You don't say "It's 2:47---you say "it's three minus 13". I wonder if Hispanics with poor math skills are always late.

*** Somali pirates took a ship; US pirates took the ship of state.

*** In a sense, aren't all attorneys "Anti-Trust lawyers"?

1 comment:

Author Joe Dyson said...

Paved with dirt?

Clean it up, Harris.