Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The White Albumin

*** The maker of famous chocolate chips cookies is also a classical pianist. He's coming out with a CD: Amos Andante.

*** I'm flattered that people seem to think I'm a person of big deas. They're always saying, "Hey Harris!! What's the big idea??"

*** My sister! I told her she had to back up her computer. She pushed it out the window!

*** Obama says he has complete confidence in his man, Tim Geithner. Yeah, Geithner looks like a confidence man alright!

*** Obama's really making the rounds selling his recovery plan, ain't he? I think he's using fear tactics though, calling it "Ordeal or No Ordeal"!

*** I playfully said to my wife last night, "I think the time is right." She said, "Yeah, good thing I remembered to set the clock forward an hour!"

*** Some jerk keeps putting fire hydrants at the best parking spaces!

1 comment:

Author Joe Dyson said...

Best parking spaces? You call, steping in dog piss, a good parking space?