NEWS TO ME: "Autopsy: Natasha Richardson died from hitting head (AP)" ---Can't you just drop the technical mumbo jumbo and come straight out with it??
*** I'm always pulling my wife's leg---it's the only way I can get her out of the store!
*** I'm always teasing her---she calls me Ol' Man Ribber.
*** I said to her after watching Obama on Leno---"Okay, now I'll give ya the real dope about what he said." She said, "Well, where half way there!"
*** One Republican poitician said the AIG execs should either formally apologize to the public or commit hari kare---what was really funny was that the media treated the guy like he was a kook.
*** I thought the word succubus meant a group of hookers on a field trip.
*** I was remembering my days working in a VD clinic and how we'd keep up morale by singing, "How Do You Handle a Problem Like Gonorrhea".
*** I remember one patient who showed me a sympom of the case of syphillis he'd picked up in Paris---he called it his Foreign Lesion.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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