I've Got Lovely Coke from a Bunch of Nuts

Hey, they legalized gay marriage in Vermont! They have gay people in Vermont?

*** Is it just me or does it seem that a lot of TV anchorwomen are pregnant? Maybe it's in the contract. "Yeah, we know how to get the men watching you, but we have to have you then get knocked up and starting a family so their wives will watch too." Okay, maybe it's just me.

*** I saw a modern update of Friendly Persuasion, where a Quaker family is torn over their son going to Iraq. Boy, I never thought I'd hear the line "Fuck Thee!!"

*** Obama tried to cover for his gaffe on Leno when he said he bowled like he was in the Special Olympics. ""Okay, that was in no way intended as a reference to my predecessor!"

*** I can't get used to that expression, 'He or she is "good people!"' ---what do they have multiple personality disorder?

*** Okay, it's official. I'm addicted to placebos.

*** My uncle's about to do the 12-steps. That's how far up it is to the noose.

*** Read an interesting novel about a circus trapeze act. A lot of marital discord because the husband was always catching his wife with another man,

*** My shrink says I have trouble expressing my emotions. Boy, I shoulda told him off!!

*** The TV series House is being foreclosed.