I Gotta Gal in Lantana Zoo

THIS IS NEWS TO ME:"Chief Executive of AIG Says Bonuses Being Returned"---Execs threaten to form new Bonus Army and march on Washington.

Editorial comment--Ya know, seriously---someone needs to investigate that Sonny Bono Ski Instruction School!
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*** In her autobiography, Bette Midler said that dressing up like Chiquita Banana,"was just a case of slipping on a banana peel."

*** A little known fact about Henry the VIII was that, besides composing "Green Sleeves" in his younger years, he later wrote Red Bodices.

*** A man in prison for bestiality escaped. The police theorized he was on the lamb.

*** I think some audiences today are too PC---I did a joke about the Black Plague, and got groans and derision---"What??" I said, "too soon??"

*** The FBI has issued a new profile for suspects in grand theft and larceny---"45-65 in age, caucasian, wear $1,000 suits, $300 ties,
$500 shoes, clean shaven and neatly groomed and drive 2016 model Mercedes-Benz's."