One Flew Back Into the Cuckoo's Nest

*** My cousin considers himself a" really blessed person" Well, I would be too if I had his non-stop sneezing syndrome.

*** Doctors have coined a new term for people addicted to e-mailing: AOLcoholics.

*** I knew one of my friends when I was a teenager was going to have an alternative lifestyle. One day we were watching a porno film and he kept saying, "I wish that damn bitch would get out of the way!!"

*** They say "The proof of the pudding is in the tasting", but as I see it, the proof that someone tasted it before me is in the pudding.

*** I went to the hardware store and asked for a guitar pick. The man said, "I think you want the music store." I said, "No, you've never heard my nephew play the guitar---the pick please!!"

*** According to Miss Manners, a major gaffe at a high society party right now would be for the hostess to offer a guest a peanut butter cracker.

*** I've come up with an Internet abbreviation that I find quite useful: IDUIA---I Don't Use Internet Abbreviations."

*** I think the psychiatrist's patients on that HBO show In Treatment are getting ripped off. They only get a 25 minute session.

*** I saw my old flame again yesterday. Yeah, I was fired again!!