Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tuesdays With Moron

*** My friend said people make fun of him because he's a terrible cruciverbalist. I said he'd never hear a cross word from me.

*** They opened a new comedy club aimed at alcoholics. It has a 12-drink minimum.

*** The Everglades environmntalist said he's just too swamped with work right now to be effective.

*** Okay, I could be better endowed. My wife doesn't help when she uses a diner's metaphor. She calls me a "50% tipper!"

*** I saw that new Eastwood film, Gran Torino---it was the perfect vehicle for the star.

*** I saw a really cheesy sci-fi flick. I heard the editors were spreading the deleted footage on Ritz crackers.

*** Not making this up: Closed Caption for the Hearing Impaired is a great idea. but did I really need to see the word "urinating" in one scene when a guy's standing at a urinal?

*** TCM announced that in honor of Obama being elected President, they are going to show one week of only black and white films.

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