*** My shrink said I have so many Defense mechanisms that the Pentagon's taken an interest in me.
*** Watching the new commercials during the Super Bowl is kind of like watching a high-tech military weapon in action---you admire the craft, precision and technology of the thing, but the ultimate product is appalling.
*** Yup, Spingsteen's gettin' up there in years---he changed the title of his hit to "Born to Trot". I loved when he had the crowd sing the chorus of one of his hits. He gets 5 million for playing four songs and the audience has to perform one of them! Incidentally, he may want to re-think his nickname "The Boss" in these days of pink slip blizzards
*** I thought my wife was complimenting me when she called me an artist, until she said, "You're always drawing my wrath."
*** According to a study done by psychiatrists, refugees always suffer the most from displaced anger.
*** I tried to join Amnesty International but they told me I didn't have enough of a forgiving nature,
*** A man fell ill in a bookstore the other day. They called for a physician but the manager said "This is a Borders without Doctors".
*** Theologians say that the authors of the Bible wrote religiously everyday.
*** My friend's new wife is such a sports nut, she got mad at him for taping over the Super Bowl with their wedding video.
*** Trends and fashions change so rapidly these days. I told a young woman about my favorie music and she said, "That's SO 11:20 this morning!!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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That's so 11:20 this morning! At least your musical taste is positioned sometime today. I'm still humming songs from 1968.
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