*** I think things will finally get more peaceful between my wife and me. Yesterday she said I got on her last nerve!
*** Well I've joined Facebook. This is the second time I was in Facebook. The first time was in the one at the police station.
*** Do I feel like a fool! I stayed up 'til 2 AM to see a show I thought was gonna be HOT-- It was Poker after Dark
*** Superman was asked why he wore that large capital letter on his shirt. He said, "Because the people of Metropolis depend on my largesse!"
*** My cousin tried to be a sculptor but had a hard time carving out a living for himself.
*** At the first meeting of my self-help group they had a nice buffet. I asked if I could have some.They said, "Help yourself!!
*** Our house is kind of the opposite of the Congress. With us the floor yields.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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